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More Beater Quotes

This quote is filed under Beater Quotes, one of 18 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater,… — Art Buchwald
• A friend of mine was married to an assistant church pastor who regularly beat her up. He was smart ?-… — Carolyn Maloney
• Writers are funny about reviews: when they get a good one they ignore it-- but when they get a bad… — Art Buchwald
• The leader is the bell ringer, the trumpet blower, the drum beater, the vibration maker, and the vision caster… A… — Phil Pringle
• I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater — Eminem
• Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers. — Jessica Alba
• Stargirl began to improvise. She flung her arms to a make-believe crowd like a celebrity on parade. She waggled her… — Jerry Spinelli
• Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf… — Megan McCafferty
• We need improvement in the style of performance. There is no more advantage in a musician who plays and conducts… — Franz Liszt
• She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater. — Hedda Hopper
• In a general way, I want to be a kind of flag-waver, bunting hanger-up, drum-beater, you name it, for poetry. — Andrew Motion
• I run back up to me room and grab the camera I tossed in my bag. I get back down… — Jade

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