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- They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal
- When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is… — Raymond Blanc
- I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy… — Sara Gruen
- Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you… — Mark Z. Danielewski
- It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop out. To… — Lou Reed
- Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something,… — Kevin Garnett
- I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil… — Michael Owen
- I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland
- I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my… — Sheena Easton
- You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality! — Dave Ramsey
- I foresee great refinements in the field of short-pulse microwave signaling, whereby several simultaneous programs may occupy the same channel, in sequence,… — Lee De Forest
- It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer:… — Erma Bombeck