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- They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal
- Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you… — Mark Z. Danielewski
- I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it… — Willow Smith
- Love is nice I like rice my name is dave microwave cheese please I just sneezed no fights I like knights kidneys… — Luke Kinney
- Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me… — Killa Kyleon
- When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is… — Raymond Blanc
- I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy… — Sara Gruen
- It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop… — Lou Reed