"I got baby food in my coffee maker." — Rob Dyrdek
"I got baby food in my coffee maker."
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Rob Dyrdek
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38 Quotes by Rob Dyrdek
Rob Dyrdek has 38 quotes on this site.
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Sure things are going to get sketchy, but when your having the time of your life whats sketchy?
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Take this wealth and this fame, always stay humble, keep your family close, and do ridiculously crazy things.
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EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS A FANTASY UNTIL YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE IT A REALITY.
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In life some people trip and some fall but some take that trip and make a beautiful dance out of…
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From now on I will only be datin thoroughbred dime pieces that may have stripped and/or posed nude.....but are still…
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Have you ever farted and it didn't smell?
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I love, net guns, and who in invented it, cuz its the coolest fuckin thing around, I love net guns,…
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Yo, can you beat Spiderman's ass?
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I'm a DGL, Dirty Girl's for Life.
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I'm ready to ride, screw the non believers I'm ready to ride.
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Gene was tryin to front on my suit, but I got the highest thread count you can get.
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If you see any skunks, tell em I say whats up?
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