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Hell came right along with God, hand in hand. The stink of sulfur swirled in the air of the church, fire burned in the aisles,… — Harry Crews
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland
I always buy the smaller turkeys. On the pre-baste put pats of butter on the meat under the skin, put the skin back on, put… — Sandra Lee
But housekeeping is fun. It is one job where you enjoy the results right along as you work. You may work all day washing and… — Gladys Taber
Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that… — Steven Morrissey
Sometimes we adopt certain beliefs when we're children and use them automatically when we become adults, without ever checking them out against reality. This brings… — Charlotte Sophia Kasl
Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other… — Steve Albini
How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as well,… — Jonathan Ames
If you remember nothing else, remember this: Inspiration from outside one's self is like the heat in an oven. It makes passable Bath buns. But… — Alan Bradley
Christmas Pie Lo! now is come our joyfull'st feast! Let every man be jolly; Each room with ivy leaves is dressed, And every post with… — George Wither
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! — Michael Landon
Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. — Brad Gilbert
Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first… — Unknown Author
It's kind of cheesy, but my mama, who you all have seen on the show, says to cook for your man. She's Southern, so when… — Unknown Author
God alone can do what seems impossible. This is the promise of his grace: 'I will restore to you the years that the swarming locust… — Charles Spurgeon
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven… — Dean Koontz
From the baking aisle to the post office line to the wrapping paper bin in the attic, women populate every dark corner of Christmas. Who… — Rachel Held Evans
The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from the oven, and… — Henry Ward Beecher
You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread — Paulo Coelho
You could also "request" to be locked into the seclusion room. Not many people made that request. You had to "request" to get out too.… — Susanna Kaysen
I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage. — Cheyenne Jackson
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford
Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the same well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. And how else can… — Khalil Gibran
Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets… — Alton Brown

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