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- Even the classics that we read to our young children are full of wolves' fangs and burning ovens and bloody feet and… — Geraldine Brooks
- Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up. — Sandra Bullock
- Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams
- Genocide is like a dessert. It is made of the flesh and bones of woman and children, it is sweetened with the… — Terry Brooks
- Man does not live by a turkey in every oven or a color TV set in every home. Man lives by faith… — E. Merrill Root
- Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people,… — Bobby Bragan
- Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. — Hugh Laurie
- My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan
- My favorite comfort food would have be braised beef. You know, beef, slow-cooked in a Dutch oven or in a slow cooker… — Tyler Florence
- Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson
- I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the… — Lesley Nicol
- You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. — Wesley Snipes