Best Ovens Sayings

130 Ovens quotes by 115 unique authors

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or… — Dick Gregory
But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. — Aeschylus
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven. — George Carlin
Loaves of bread remind us of sunlight, but when we are inside that orb,we lose interest in building ovens,in millwork and the preparation of fields… — Rumi
I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the… — Vernon L. Smith
In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing… — Jennifer Lee
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. — Phyllis Diller
I'm more like an oven than a microwave, — Erykah Badu
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven — Charles Petzold
I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the… — Amy Sedaris
Would we hold liberty, we must have charity- charity to others, charity to ourselves, crawling up from the moist ovens of a steaming world, still… — Learned Hand
They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that… — Malcolm X
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you suffer… — James Gleick
The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will… — Jenny Lawson
Remember, it's very simple to have an oven tested professionally, and it only takes about five minutes. — Delia Smith
During World War II, the Nazis put their victims into gas chambers and then incinerated them in ovens. While the Nazis took their victims to… — David Krieger
If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the stuffing, and bake… — Alton Brown
When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put it on top,… — Mario Batali
I miss my mother very much, and I feel closest to her when I have dinner in the oven and the children are nearby playing… — Caitlin Flanagan
I get really cool gifts, and I know this sounds really lame, but I think one of the best gifts I've ever received was the… — Ashley Benson
The most callous, stupid things were done just because regulations required them...It was not until 1983, for example, that U.S. federal agencies stated that substances… — Peter Singer
I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car,… — Marilyn Manson
I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the oven and cook… — Lucy Punch
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. — Wes Smith

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