"THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!no woman will ever be……" — Sarah Moores

"THOUGHT OF THE DAY!!!no woman will ever be truly happy,because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!"

— Sarah Moores

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455 Quotes by Sarah Moores

Sarah Moores has 455 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I used to look on the bright side,, but my light bulb burnt out..
You know what they say when the grass is cut .. the snakes will play ..
The first love is the sweetest but that first cut is the deepest :(
Some people belong in your heart, but aren't mean't to remain apart of your life. Love them from a distance,…
Never be afraid to speak your mind, you have one for a reason.
Such a cruel world, we need to enjoy life as much as we can!
Out with the old and In with the new, You ain't got time for me, I definitely ain't got time…
If two people want to be together that's up to them! not for the whole world to judge there feelings…
I have a big heart, not a sign that says wipe feet here .. don't mistake the two
I believe that everything happens for a reason, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together
We may not be able to prevent the stormy times in our lives, but we can always dance in the…
Time passes, things change, but memories will always stay where they are, in the heart.

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More Chocolate Quotes

This quote is filed under Chocolate Quotes, one of 741 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for… — Gina Barreca
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. — John Belushi
It's not a struggle to be on a diet. You feel lighter, and your spirit is lighter, too. But I… — Juliette Binoche
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
I eat a lot of chocolate. — Manolo Blahnik
My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until… — Sara Blakely
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. — Jo Brand
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you… — Alton Brown
The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm… — Naomi Campbell
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. — Truman Capote
I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade… — Steve Carell

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