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Stupid Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.
- Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
- Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.
- People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made…
- The enemy isn’t men, or women, it’s bloody stupid people and no-one has the right to be stupid.
- You can't build a plot out of jokes. You need tragic relief. And you need to let people know that when a lot of frightened…
- If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and…
- The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans,…
- Right!" "Right!" "You can get there!" "I can get there!" "You're a natural at counting to two!" "I'm a nat'ral at counting to two!" "If…
- That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your…
- You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where…
- I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!
- They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the…
- Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.
- Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was. Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same…
- But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt…
- Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn't realized that it could make you…
- Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches…
- It is a popular fact that nine-tenths of the brain is not used and, like most popular facts, it is wrong. Not even the most…
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- One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. — Chinua Achebe
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
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- All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that… — Christian Bale
- I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business,… — Lucille Ball
- My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got… — Steve Ballmer
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. — Honore de Balzac
- Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac