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Stupid Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- Our real discoveries come from chaos, from going to the place that looks wrong and stupid and foolish.
- Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid…
- Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version, they…
- Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room…
- Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of.
- You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the…
- Jump way back to one time, Evie and me did this fashion shoot in a junk yard, in a slaughterhouse, in a mortuary. We'd go…
- We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we…
- You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk
- Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because…
- The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another kind of power.…
- The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.
- The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger, this is the ecological quivalent of franchised life-forms. Every place…
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- One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. — Chinua Achebe
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
- You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At… — Paul Auster
- I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are… — Amy Adams
- All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that… — Christian Bale
- I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business,… — Lucille Ball
- My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got… — Steve Ballmer
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. — Honore de Balzac
- Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac