Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs. — Jerry Brown
Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow… — Rita Mae Brown
I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people… — Bill Bryson
Even before I went to the UN, I often would want to say something in a meeting - only woman at the table - and… — Madeleine Albright
I think people have a different image of me because, you know, they portray me with the idea that models are stupid and dumb; like,… — Gisele Bundchen
To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples… — Julie Burchill
It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another. — George H. W. Bush
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. — George W. Bush
Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we've all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business,… — Sophia Bush
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a… — David Byrne
I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid. — James Caan
Stupid people are ruining America. — Herman Cain
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. — Michael Caine
Those who claim to have had happy lives seem to be silly fools. — Taylor Caldwell
Stupidity has a knack of getting its way. — Albert Camus
God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist… — Orson Scott Card
Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are. — Steve Carell
Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid. — Steve Carell
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be… — Mariah Carey
But go on, valiant champion; you die not as a fool, though the apostate, unfaithful, and lukewarm ministers and professors of this generation think and… — Donald Cargill
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they… — Jim Carrey
I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so… — Benjamin Carson
The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is. — Willa Cather
I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. — Jackie Chan
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. — Chanakya

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