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The embassy in Cairo put out a statement after their grounds had been breached. ... An apology for America's values is never the right course.… — Mitt Romney
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important. — Mitt Romney
Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan. — Mitt Romney
Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for… — Mitt Romney
I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back. — Mitt Romney
My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs. — Mitt Romney
PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air. — Mitt Romney
There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip — Mitt Romney
I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much. — Mitt Romney
It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person. — Mitt Romney
Who let the dogs out? Who, who. — Mitt Romney
I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name. — Mitt Romney
I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name. — Mitt Romney
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. — Dan Quayle
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. — David Dinkins
500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it doesn't appeal to business customers… — Steve Ballmer
Two years from now, spam will be solved. — Bill Gates
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. — Ken Olsen
There's just not that many videos I want to watch. — Unknown Author
Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense! — George Carlin
I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow. — George Carlin
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. — George Carlin
If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? — George Carlin
No one knows what's next, but everybody does it. — George Carlin
If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor. — George Carlin

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