Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid. — James Caan
Stupid people are ruining America. — Herman Cain
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. — Michael Caine
Those who claim to have had happy lives seem to be silly fools. — Taylor Caldwell
Stupidity has a knack of getting its way. — Albert Camus
God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist… — Orson Scott Card
Children are very smart, in their own stupid way. A child's brain is like a sponge, and you know how smart sponges are. — Steve Carell
Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid. — Steve Carell
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be… — Mariah Carey
But go on, valiant champion; you die not as a fool, though the apostate, unfaithful, and lukewarm ministers and professors of this generation think and… — Donald Cargill
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they… — Jim Carrey
I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen. You know, I thought I was stupid, all my classmates thought I was stupid, so… — Benjamin Carson
The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is. — Willa Cather
I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid. — Jackie Chan
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. — Chanakya
I just went and saw 'Crazy, Stupid, Love.' Julianne Moore - I've been in love with her since 'Boogie Nights.' But also, 'The Big Lebowski.' — Kyle Chandler
In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it - thou art a fool. — Lord Chesterfield
To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to… — Marcus Tullius Cicero

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