Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are at the height… — Robert Kiyosaki
These fellow-mortals, every one, must be accepted as they are: you can neither straighten their noses, nor brighten their wit, nor rectify their dispositions; and… — George Eliot
I don't think these women are stupid. I think they're selling a personality that's very marketable: Wouldn't it be fun if we were all gorgeous… — Reese Witherspoon
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran
This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and… — Dave Attell
Every child is born sane, and then, slowly slowly, we civilize him - we call it the process of civilization. We prepare him to become… — Rajneesh
All political power, all power as such, is stupid. Don't rush after it, don't be ambitious, because all ambition collects dust and only dust. If… — Rajneesh
God is the creativity, so if you really want to enter into the world of God you will have to learn the ways of creativity… — Rajneesh
See what your misery is, what desires are causing it, and why you are clinging to those desires. And it is not for the first… — Rajneesh
If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence,… — David Hilbert
It never hurts for potential opponents to think you're more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket,… — Amarillo Slim
Modern art is childish - not childlike, remember, childish; not innocent but stupid, insane, pathological. We have to get rid of this trend. We have… — Rajneesh
People, when they are frustrated with worldly desires, start changing the object: they start making otherworldly objects of desire - heaven, paradise, and all the… — Rajneesh
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. — Israel Zangwill
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out… — Lewis Blaine Hershey
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. — John Peel
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid. — Sky Ferreira
The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none. — Unknown Author
The other night I was walking down the stairs behind one of my daughters. I was tired, and she was goofing around, you know like… — Forest Whitaker
I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
I had the evidence that a crash did happen here....Give this information to the young people of the world and this country....They want it. Give… — Philip J. Corso
Teams want me to do something stupid. You want to get to the point where nothing affects you, where you control them. — Blake Griffin
Surely nothing has to listen to so many stupid remarks as a painting in a museum. — Edmond de Goncourt

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