Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world. — Bill Engvall
They're all weak, all women. They're stupid compared to men. They shouldn't play chess, you know. They're like beginners. They lose every single game against… — Bobby Fischer
The metaphor of the king as the shepherd of his people goes back to ancient Egypt. Perhaps the use of this particular convention is due… — Northrop Frye
I have often been asked, Do not people bore you? I do not understand quite what that means. I suppose the calls of the stupid… — Helen Keller
Sometimes it seems to me that things hold together only thanks to the borders, that the true identify of these lands and peoples is the… — Andrzej Stasiuk
I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three… — Charles Willeford
When we use stereotypes, we take in the gender, the age, the color of the skin of the person before us, and our minds respond… — John Bargh
I think people read the tabloids because they want to see you eating a burger, or out of your makeup or doing something stupid because… — Leonardo DiCaprio
I wonder how it is that I’m fooling so many people, I’m doing one of the most stupid things in the world…and people seem to… — Cindy Sherman
Not to sound rude, but [acting] is stupid. Everybody’s like, ‘How can you remain with a level head?’ And I’m like, ‘Why would I ever… — Jennifer Lawrence
I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to… — Olivia Wilde
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? — Ben Stiller
I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy. — Unknown Author
Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do. — Bradley Whitford
Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid… — Louis C. K.
I don't want anything I don't deserve, but if they offer me more money, I'm not stupid. — Antonio Banderas
Joke number 1, I have a bit of a problem with jokes, bit of a handicap for a comedian obviously, um, I tend to bail… — Bill Bailey
People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it… — David Duchovny
Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group theyre rather stupid. — Glynis Johns
Actresses get stupid questions asked of them all the time, like, ‘How do you stay sexy?’ or ‘What’s your sexiest quality?’ All these ridiculous things… — Scarlett Johansson
You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat, — Marsha Warfield
I don't like to give the sob story: growing up in a single-parent home, never knew my father, my mother never worked, and when friends… — Eminem
That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize… — Marc Maron
I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. — Marc Maron
I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer. — Eartha Kitt

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