Stupid Quotes
4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors
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Only to often on meeting scientific men, even those of genuine distiction, one finds that they are dull fellows and very stupid. They know one…
— H. L. Mencken
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Science stands, a too competant servant, behind her wrangling underbred masters, holding out resources, devices, and remedies they are too stupid to use. ... And…
— George Herbert
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The archenemy is the arch stupid!
— Thomas Carlyle
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It is almost as stupid to let your clothes betray that you know you are ugly as to have them proclaim that you think you…
— Edith Wharton
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The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
— Sun Tzu
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One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are at the height…
— Robert Kiyosaki
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These fellow-mortals, every one, must be accepted as they are: you can neither straighten their noses, nor brighten their wit, nor rectify their dispositions; and…
— George Eliot
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I don't think these women are stupid. I think they're selling a personality that's very marketable: Wouldn't it be fun if we were all gorgeous…
— Reese Witherspoon
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Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
— Dylan Moran
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This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and…
— Dave Attell
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Every child is born sane, and then, slowly slowly, we civilize him - we call it the process of civilization. We prepare him to become…
— Rajneesh
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All political power, all power as such, is stupid. Don't rush after it, don't be ambitious, because all ambition collects dust and only dust. If…
— Rajneesh
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God is the creativity, so if you really want to enter into the world of God you will have to learn the ways of creativity…
— Rajneesh
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See what your misery is, what desires are causing it, and why you are clinging to those desires. And it is not for the first…
— Rajneesh
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If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence,…
— David Hilbert
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It never hurts for potential opponents to think you're more than a little stupid and can hardly count all the money in your hip pocket,…
— Amarillo Slim
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Modern art is childish - not childlike, remember, childish; not innocent but stupid, insane, pathological. We have to get rid of this trend. We have…
— Rajneesh
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People, when they are frustrated with worldly desires, start changing the object: they start making otherworldly objects of desire - heaven, paradise, and all the…
— Rajneesh
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
— Israel Zangwill
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Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out…
— Lewis Blaine Hershey
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