Stupid Quotes

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Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns among the stupid. — Nicolas Chamfort
I want to live as long as possible, just to see how stupid it gets. — Susan Sontag
The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away — Jim Cramer
Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid. — Michel Gondry
It is tragic what we do in the poorest neighborhoods, entrapping children in child laws which are truly stupid...These schools should get rid of unionized… — Newt Gingrich
I don't care what people think. people are stupid. — Charles Barkley
Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid. — Dennis Rodman
School is the first impression children get of organized society. Like most first impressions it is the lasting one. Life is dull and stupid, only… — John Taylor Gatto
What's the difference between a bright, inquisitive five-year-old, and a dull, stupid nineteen-year-old? Fourteen years of the British educational system. — Bertrand Russell
Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it. — Thomas Chandler Haliburton
The world is not religious because religion is imposed upon us. The parents are in a hurry to impose; the church, the state, the country… — Rajneesh
Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing books about relaxation.… — Rajneesh
The fool knows nothing of God; he never comes across anything divine. He remains part of the stupid collectivity. Remember, the society, the collective has… — Rajneesh
Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain. — Wiz Khalifa
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless. And then it occurred to me that… — Bill Bryson
The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It's up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce… — Linus Torvalds
At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and… — Jules Feiffer
With all that IMF money, the Thailand's and Mexico's are spared the consequences of their fiscal incompetence, and Wall Street's heavy hitters are spared the… — Pat Buchanan
A bureaucrat is the most despicable of men, though he is needed as vultures are needed, but one hardly admires vultures whom bureaucrats so strangely… — Marcus Tullius Cicero

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