"A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you……" — Ben Stiller
"A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?"
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79 Quotes by Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller has 79 quotes on this site.
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You're freaked out that you're going to be having a child, and once you're looking after your daughter, it's the…
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I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it's called bipolar manic depression. I've got a rich history of…
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I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on…
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Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
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God was showing off when he made you.
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I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.
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Oh, dear God, thank you, you are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God,…
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I don't have a burning desire to be taken seriously as an actor. I don't have a master plan in…
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I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be…
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I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
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I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities.
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More Funeral Quotes
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I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.
— Rodney Atkins
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To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.
— Charles Baudelaire
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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular…
— George Ade
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
— Yogi Berra
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending…
— Erma Bombeck
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I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the…
— Albert Brooks
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I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
— John Burroughs
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A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
— Eddie Cantor
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The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
— Hans Christian Andersen
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Bury me smilin' with G's in my pocket, Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let…
— Tupac Shakur
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