Ben Stiller Quotes

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• You're freaked out that you're going to be having a child, and once you're looking after your daughter, it's the most beautiful thing in the…
• I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it's called bipolar manic depression. I've got a rich history of that in my family.
• I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
• Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
• A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
• Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
• God was showing off when he made you.
• I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.
• Oh, dear God, thank you, you are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God, and we thank You oh…
• I don't have a burning desire to be taken seriously as an actor. I don't have a master plan in that way.
• I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about…
• I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
• I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities.
• I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.
• I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting…
• I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.
• I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !
• Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all.
• I've had a very good career and I'm grateful that the public has had some level of acceptance and appreciation of my work.
• I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a…

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