"Someday, one of your friends is gonna get……" — Louis C. K.

Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen,… - Louis C. K.

"Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid thing to say. First of all you're making 'em feel bad for being really happy, which isn't fair. And second of all: divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true, because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. It's really that simple."

— Louis C. K.

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