Get Divorced Quotes

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Iâ€™m doing pretty well. If you donâ€™t get married, you canâ€™t get divorced. Why couldnâ€™t we learn from the devastatingly low percentage of successful marriages… — Adam Levine
Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid… — Louis C. K.
I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,… — Louis C. K.
When you get divorced, all the truths that come out, you sit there and go, 'What the f**k was I doing? What was I doing… — Sean Penn
Divorce Myths: 1. When love has gone out of a marriage, it is better to get divorced. 2. It is better for the children for… — R C Sproul
Let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your own personal happy… — Axl Rose
Christians don't steal or lie, they don't get divorced or have abortions. If the Ten Commandments were followed by everyone we would be able to… — John Hagee
I used to say to my dad, 'How did you and Mom stay married for all this time?' and he'd say, 'Two things. Number one:… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm going to marry him. And if he thinks he can get divorced and married every two or three years in the approved Hollywood fashion,… — Agatha Christie
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God… — Lenny Clarke
Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go,… — Kelly Ripa
Looking after children can be a subtle way of giving up... They become the whole ones, the well ones, the postponement of happiness, the ones… — Edward St Aubyn
I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married. — Brett White
I think a lot of people are married to people that they're not romantic with anymore. I just didn't ever marry anybody that I then… — Cameron Diaz
You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced. — Val Kilmer
It's easier to get divorced than to engage in the soul-stretching personal growth that is inevitable in marriage — Laura M. Brotherson
Couples who make it aren't the ones who never had a reason to get divorced; they are simply the ones who decided early on that… — Dave Willis
Do the bishops seriously imagine that legalising gay marriage will result in thousands of parties to heterosexual marriages suddenly deciding to get divorced so they… — Malcolm Turnbull
If you get divorced in New York, you go into therapy and will talk to anybody you meet on the sidewalk about it. — Elizabeth Strout
I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced. — Kate Walsh

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