Get Divorced Quotes

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You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting it's going to last forever, and you have a… — Jenna Fischer
I come from a very illustrious line of divorces. We love to get divorced in my family. My mother and father have been married four… — Joshua Ferris
There's something honorable about holding out for love and not breaking up for the sake of the baby. I see people get divorced, and there… — Judd Apatow
Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get… — David Letterman
I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as… — Will Rogers
It is far easier to get divorced from somebody you've been married to for 10 years and have three children by than to fire somebody… — Sam Brownback
I asked my Dad once, "How did you and Mum stay married for 33 years?" He said. "Well, we never wanted to get divorced at… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
What I think is amazing is not that 85% of people who get married under the age of 25 get divorced, it's that 15% of… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
When you get divorced, you have to go through this awful thing of listing everything you own. When you actually sit down and write the… — Tamara Mellon
Do you know that people fall in love in war and go to school and go to factories and hospitals and get divorced and go… — Zainab Salbi
Being smarter gives you a tailwind throughout life. People who are more intelligent earn more, live longer, get divorced less, are less likely to get… — Steven Pinker
Generally, there are no lightning bolts or magical signs that tell you when it is time to get divorced. When the bad starts outweighing the… — Laura Wasser
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. — Robert Byrne
Love is based on a mutual decision to live out a commitment and not on the limitations that we may discover in ourselves. For example,… — Meicee
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time. — Snooki

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