Get Divorced Quotes

37 Get Divorced quotes by 34 unique authors

I’m doing pretty well. If you don’t get married, you can’t get divorced. Why couldn’t we learn from the devastatingly low percentage of successful marriages… — Adam Levine
Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.' That's a stupid… — Louis C. K.
I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,… — Louis C. K.
When you get divorced, all the truths that come out, you sit there and go, 'What the f**k was I doing? What was I doing… — Sean Penn
Divorce Myths: 1. When love has gone out of a marriage, it is better to get divorced. 2. It is better for the children for… — R C Sproul
Let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your own personal happy… — Axl Rose
Christians don't steal or lie, they don't get divorced or have abortions. If the Ten Commandments were followed by everyone we would be able to… — John Hagee
I used to say to my dad, 'How did you and Mom stay married for all this time?' and he'd say, 'Two things. Number one:… — Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm going to marry him. And if he thinks he can get divorced and married every two or three years in the approved Hollywood fashion,… — Agatha Christie
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God… — Unknown Author
Don't get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that's it, they get divorced. I go,… — Kelly Ripa
Looking after children can be a subtle way of giving up... They become the whole ones, the well ones, the postponement of happiness, the ones… — Edward St Aubyn
I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married. — Unknown Author
I think a lot of people are married to people that they're not romantic with anymore. I just didn't ever marry anybody that I then… — Cameron Diaz
You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced. — Val Kilmer
It's easier to get divorced than to engage in the soul-stretching personal growth that is inevitable in marriage — Laura M. Brotherson
Couples who make it aren't the ones who never had a reason to get divorced; they are simply the ones who decided early on that… — Dave Willis
Do the bishops seriously imagine that legalising gay marriage will result in thousands of parties to heterosexual marriages suddenly deciding to get divorced so they… — Malcolm Turnbull
If you get divorced in New York, you go into therapy and will talk to anybody you meet on the sidewalk about it. — Elizabeth Strout
I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced. — Kate Walsh
You never go into a marriage expecting to get divorced. You go into a marriage expecting it's going to last forever, and you have a… — Jenna Fischer
I come from a very illustrious line of divorces. We love to get divorced in my family. My mother and father have been married four… — Joshua Ferris
There's something honorable about holding out for love and not breaking up for the sake of the baby. I see people get divorced, and there… — Judd Apatow
Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get… — David Letterman
I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as… — Will Rogers

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