Stupid Quotes

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Hooray for most things! — George Carlin
I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. — George Carlin
What was the best thing before sliced bread? — George Carlin
Life is a zero sum game. — George Carlin
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer. — George Carlin
I believe what really happens in history is this: the old man is always wrong; and the young people are always wrong about what is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson
Somebody does somethin' stupid, that's human. They don't stop when they see it's wrong, that's a fool. — Elvis Presley
There is nothing on earth so stupid as a gallant officer. — Duke of Wellington
It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it. — Ronald Knox
Claiming certainty without corroborating evidence is stupid. — Han Fei
We'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure. — Clifford Stoll
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. — John Wayne
What unleashes action is an individual's willingness to make mistakes - even to look foolish or stupid. — Robert Ringer
If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan
Prayer is simple, prayer is supernatural, and to anyone not related to our Lord Jesus Christ, prayer is apt to look stupid. — Oswald Chambers
At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this… — Lakhdar Brahimi
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid. — Unknown Author
A prince... must learn from the fox and the lion... One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten… — Niccolo Machiavelli
Simple, clear purpose and principles give rise to complex intelligent behavior. Complex rules and regulations give rise to simple stupid behavior. — Dee Hock

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