Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Society is not a disease, it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it. — Emile M. Cioran
If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western, and you've got… — Jeremy Clarkson
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. — Woody Allen
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Clinton
I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all… — Kirstie Alley
The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley
The way those clubs shift against Ted Williams, I can't understand how he can be so stupid not to accept the challenge to him and… — Ty Cobb
The vast amount of waste and sheer stupidity in government - from the Pentagon to the Food and Drug Administration - could fill committee agendas… — Tom Coburn
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. — Henri Frederic Amiel
I would be stupid not to be on my own side. But I'm a human being, too. And I'm on the side of human beings,… — Maya Angelou
Corporations are people, my friend ... of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose… — Mitt Romney
"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no - and you can't find any oxygen from outside… — Mitt Romney
As president, I will create 12 million new jobs. — Mitt Romney
Government does not create jobs. Government does not create jobs. — Mitt Romney
My dad, as you probably know, was the governor of Michigan and was the head of a car company. But he was born in Mexico...… — Mitt Romney
Actually, I didn't say that. — Mitt Romney
Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow. — Mitt Romney
Syria is Iran's only ally in the Arab world. It's their route to the sea. — Mitt Romney
We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her. — Mitt Romney
We have a potentially volatile situation but we sort of live with it, and we kick the ball down the field and hope that ultimately,… — Mitt Romney

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