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249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors

My family always says my voice is a gift—a precious jewel I inherited from my maternal grandma, Julia Kate Hudson. My sister and I used… — Jennifer Hudson
President Obama says he will not support a healthcare plan where the government gets to decide whether to, quote, 'pull the plug on Grandma.' Apparently,… — Conan O'Brien
Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.' — Ella Fitzgerald
Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma — Eric Stonestreet
I didn't realize until I was older what a huge music fan my daddy really was, and actually that my grandma played banjo at one… — Alan Jackson
I love the simplicity, the ingredients, the culture, the history and the seasonality of Italian cuisine. In Italy people do not travel. They cook the… — Anne Burrell
I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page. — Kathryn Hahn
Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom's best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had… — Marla Sokoloff
The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served plain. The first… — Tony Horwitz
You can't do anything for a person who is stuck between being happy and being miserable. All you can do is get trapped in the… — Jack Gantos
Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug. — Daniel Pearce
Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma. — Elwyn Brooks White
We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma. — Chuck Grassley
All the atoms of our bodies will be blown into space in the disintegration of the solar system, to live on forever as mass or… — Carolyn Porco
Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him. — Carson Daly
As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time. — Victor Cruz
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!"… — Jack Handey
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. — Allan Sherman
I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out. — Elayne Boosler
And he isn't crying for her, not for his grandma, he's crying for himself: that he: too, is going to die one day. And before… — Nicole Krauss
On the other hand, I don't understand the enthusiasm for everything in the antique shop that Grandma threw out. There, the sense of quality has… — Arne Jacobsen
My grandma used to plant tomato seedlings in tin cans from tomato sauce & puree & crushed tomatoes she got from the Italian restaurant by… — Brian Andreas
I have to tell you that June Cleaver had a job in 'The New Leave It to Beaver.' She did. Sure, she was a council… — Barbara Billingsley
Thanksgiving was always a favorite holiday for me. The preparation was fun! My grandma and I would walk to the butcher on Jamaica Avenue in… — Debi Mazar
Usually I wear my grandma's old aprons, or others I have collected in my travels. When I was young, I would sit and watch my… — Debi Mazar

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