"President Obama says he will not support a……" — Conan O'Brien
"President Obama says he will not support a healthcare plan where the government gets to decide whether to, quote, 'pull the plug on Grandma.' Apparently, Obama's plan calls for the much quicker pillow option."
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151 Quotes by Conan O'Brien
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce…
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