Best Grandma Words
249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors
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Women of the Gallagher Academy, who comes here?" she asked. Just then, every girl at every table (even the newbies) stood and said in unison,…
— Ally Carter
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She seems to have had the ability to stand firmly on the rock of her past while living completely and unregretfully in the present.
— Madeleine L'Engle
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Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa started doing it for her, even…
— David Ebershoff
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This is a place where grandmothers hold babies on their laps under the stars and whisper in their ears that the lights in the sky…
— Rick Bragg
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...For all the days of our lives," we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma's soap operas...
— Ally Carter
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He tunneled into stories where weak men changed into strong half-animals or used eye beams or magic hammers to power through steel or climb up…
— Alice Sebold
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I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur
— Janet Evanovich
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I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur
— Janet Evanovich
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I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur
— Janet Evanovich
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Saved by the grandma" Ranger
— Janet Evanovich
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Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I…
— Janet Evanovich
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He [Ranger] stopped in front of my parents' house, and we both looked to the door. My mother and my grandmother were standing there, watching…
— Janet Evanovich
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Christy: "My grandma made this. I've had it since elementary school." Todd: "I never knew that." Christy: "I never knew you left your towel on…
— Robin Jones Gunn
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Such was the love of this grandson for his grandmother that two years after the death of his mother, when she herself fell gravely ill,…
— Pramoedya Ananta Toer
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Grandma frowned and yelled something in Russian. She could have been saying, 'Open up, your best friend is here.' On the other hand, it could…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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You can't just plan a moment when things get back on track, just as you can't plan the moment you lose your way in the…
— Sarah Dessen
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You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
— Janet Evanovich
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Mom told me, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don’t you think?” I told her, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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[Stephanie] 'You see, Mrs. Mayer was going on about George's lodge, and how he wanted to be buried with his ring, and so Grandma had…
— Janet Evanovich
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
— Erma Bombeck
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You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding him…
— Janet Evanovich
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It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would…
— Brandon Mull
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It was Buckley, as my father and sister joined the group and listened to Grandma Lynn’s countless toasts, who saw me. He saw me standing…
— Alice Sebold
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Was it weird having a witch grandma? Scary? Was she always, like, threatening to cast spells if you were bad?" "Most of the time she…
— Richelle Mead
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Think of negative speech as verbal pollution. And that's what I've been doing: visualizing insults and gossip as a dark cloud, maybe one with some…
— A. J. Jacobs
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