Best Grandma Sayings

249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors

I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma. — Edmund Kemper
Tangle me up like Grandma's yarn, — Luke Bryan
My grandma told me never, ever, ever to use soap on my face. But I do use lotion. — Natalia Kills
You'll see a movie about someone you hate or someone you love. Will you see a movie about grandma making apple pies? No, you won't.… — John McAfee
I don't speak Spanish. I've done Spanish 1 and 2 classes. My grandma asked me when I was young if I wanted to learn Spanish,… — Scotty McCreery
I do no writing while I'm in Belgrade visiting my grandma. — Tea Obreht
I'm not certain, but I have a little gypsy blood in me. And my mother always told me that her grandma could give someone the… — Sam Raimi
I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom. — NeNe Leakes
My most cherished possessions are my grandma's letters and my vintage Martha Washington cookbook. — Sandra Lee
In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre. — Amanda Beard
I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori. — Jemaine Clement
My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do… — Gail Devers
I heard some famous people had an anniversary, five long years together, it was Hollywood history. Now my grandma and grandpa never made no printed… — Clay Walker
Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land. — John Mellencamp
Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx
My mom has a tape from when I was, like, 2 years old, talking with my grandma, telling her a story that's really elaborate about… — Amanda Hocking
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. — Karlie Kloss
My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it — Curtis Jackson
If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send… — Linda Sunshine
My dad liked more macho adventure books like Shogun or spy novels. My mother reads murder mysteries. In fact, so does her mother, my grandma.… — Christopher Bollen
I would stay at my grandma's house on my birthday every year and I remember she had a bookshelf of murder mystery books along with… — Christopher Bollen
As a mama and a grandma, I appreciate, understand and absolutely believe in the sanctity of life. But I recognize that there are those tough… — Carole Keeton
Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember… — Tom Arnold
Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the… — Azealia Banks
My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one." — Donald Cerrone

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