Best Grandma Lines

249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors

All my life, up until that moment, I'd had a warm, protective blanket wrapped around me, knitted of aunts and uncles, purled of first and… — Karen Marie Moning
If I had lady-spider legs, I would weave a sky where the stars lined up. Matresses would be tied down tight to their trucks, bodies… — Laurie Halse Anderson
I always wanted to eat with a Negro,” Grandma said. Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney- assed old white woman,” Lula… — Janet Evanovich
Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as old as you… — Janet Evanovich
My father hired you to protect me," Ahmed said, "not to go off chasing men." Grandma leaned forward, keeping her eye on the Taurus. "We… — Janet Evanovich
The dog ran into the kitchen, stuck his nose in Grandma's crotch, and snuffled. Dang," Grandma said. "Guess my new perfume really works. I'm gonna… — Janet Evanovich
Grandmotherhood initiated me into a world of play, where all things became fresh, alive, and honest again through my grandchildren's eyes. Mostly, it retaught me… — Sue Monk Kidd
Standing Here My entire world far beneath my feet, I should be filled with pride. Instead, I feel overwhelmed by a sense of defeat. Suddenly… — Ellen Hopkins
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got… — Janet Evanovich
I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what… — Janet Evanovich
Make up your mind to this. If you are different, you are isolated, not only from people of your own age but from those of… — Margaret Mitchell
I thought grandmothers had to like you. It’s a law or something. — Mary E. Pearson
Her, cheer up. Zoey's grandma didn't say the Raven Mockers actually ate people. She said they just picked them up with their humongous beaks and… — P. C. Cast
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich
He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. — James Finn Garner
I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the… — Laurell K. Hamilton
For the last year his grandma had been slipping in and out of reality. One minute she was as clear as a bell and the… — Suzanne Collins
I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when… — Janet Evanovich
Whoa!" she says as I plow into her. " What are you DOING? Get off me!" I hang on tight. "Can't a girl just hug… — Wendy Mass
I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma." "You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma. — Kami Garcia
Grandma Redbird: Honey, you have to move past this. Zoey: How Grandma? Grandma Redbird: By living the life she'd be proud of you for living. — P. C. Cast
We don’t LOVE our Grandmas because they look like super models. We love them because of WHO they are — John Bytheway
Grandma, how old is she?" "Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck. — Richard Peck
We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself. — Richard Peck

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