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249 Grandma quotes by 192 unique authors

At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one… — Janet Evanovich
Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps. — Janet Evanovich
I'll not have my grandson subjected to the humiliation of his reading becoming public. We have to cope with this disgrace discreetly -- Grandma Ruth — Brandon Mull
Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you. — John Green
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his temper… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it,… — Janet Evanovich
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we… — Janet Evanovich
We're standing on the deck that's all wooden like the deck of a ship. There's fuzz on it, little bundles. Grandma says it's some kind… — Emma Donoghue
God doesn't like lesbians," Grandma Huberman hised, throwing the magazine in the trash. Jennifer knew what lesbian meant, and she knew she probably was one.… — Libba Bray
Oh, Kendra, before I forget, Gavin asked me to give you this letter." He held out a gray, speckled envelope. "Happy birthday to you!" Seth… — Brandon Mull
This is the most precious gift anyone has ever received. You gave me back a memory that I will cherish forever. You gave me something… — Abbi Glines
Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types… — Rachel Caine
At the very least i should fear you. some would say that I should hate you." "Many would say that." "Yet i neither fear nor… — P. C. Cast
To Grandma, for being my first editor and giving me the best writing advice I’ve ever received: “Christopher, I think you should wait until you’re… — Chris Colfer
To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew. — Chris Colfer
Once heaven is done with grandma, we'd like her back, thanks. — Mitch Albom
I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world. — Laini Taylor
Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades. — Mira Grant
The groove is so mysterious. We're born with it and we lose it and the world seems to split apart before our eyes into stupid… — Lynda Barry
You be as angry as you need to be,” she said. “Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Not your grandma, not your dad, no one.… — Patrick Ness
It's easy to smile just to make other people feel better. But when a person fakes happy, it has edges. Regular people may not see,… — Heidi W. Durrow
The tradition of Italian cooking is that of the matriarch. This is the cooking of grandma. She didn't waste time thinking too much about the… — Mario Batali
A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside. — John Wright
I am really fortunate to have parents who supported my plan to become an actress when I was a little kid. And then there was… — Unknown Author
My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water. — Sloane Stephens

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