"I don't know what humor is." — Will Rogers

"I don't know what humor is."

— Will Rogers

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622 Quotes by Will Rogers

Will Rogers has 622 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
A fool and his money are soon elected.
She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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