Will Rogers Quotes

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• Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
• It ain't so much what a man doesn't know that causes him so many problems, but what he knows that ain't so.
• I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
• Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. My folks were Indian. Both my mother and father…
• Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
• Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would…
• Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach
• Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman.
• We are here for just a spell, so get a few laughs.
• I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
• If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
• After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot…
• Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.
• My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.
• I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
• I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.
• I love words but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them and they don't understand you. Old words is like old friends, you…
• Don't squat with your spurs on.
• If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

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