"Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but……" — Will Rogers
"Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman."
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
Will Rogers has 622 quotes on this site.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
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The single most important thing you can do politically for gay rights is to come out. Not to write a…
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I've done a whole lot of things. I've had the pleasure of introducing two presidents, several senators and congressmen.
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