Will Rogers Quotes

640 quotes in 4778 categories

• One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody's land to somebody else Germans
• I don't know what humor is. Funny
• We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity. Criminals
• You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. Anything Mean
• Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere Along
• The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if you give it… Another Lawyer
• If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. All
• One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next. Cocktail
• There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars. Build
• I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I… Agriculture
• Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down. Agriculture
• The president says, 'There is lots of people worse off than the Farmers.' I don't know who it could be unless it is the fellow… Agriculture
• The government says they have loaned over One Billion dollars to the Farmers. In other words, we can't help you make any money, but we… Agriculture
• Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks. Agriculture
• Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing. Agriculture
• You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer. Agriculture
• Every time somebody has thought of relief for the farmer it has been to make it so he could borrow more money. What he needs… Agriculture
• Don't raise anything, except what fits your appetite. Then the price don't worry you. Just raise all you can eat and let the low prices… Agriculture
• Wish all the Farmers would move to town one year, that's the only way I know to clear the thing up. Agriculture
• Millions and millions of people don't pay an income tax, because they don't earn enough to pay on one, but you pay a land tax… Agriculture

Browse Will Rogers Quotes by Category