All Will Rogers Quotes
- Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered by more people… Any
- We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad… All
- I read where they are going to limit debate in the Senate. It used to be that a man could talk all day, but now,… Able
- We cuss Congress, and we joke about 'em, but they are all good fellows at heart, and if they wasn't in Congress, why, they would… All
- The "Ways & Means Committee" is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means. Committee
- The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him. Find
- In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. There could be only a quarter or a third as many congressmen or senators,… All
- Funny thing about being a U.S. senator, the only thing the law says you have to be is 30 years old. Not another single requirement.… Blame
- A president just can't make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on. Awake
- You know Lincoln's famous remark about "God must have loved the common people, because he made so many of them?" Well, you are not going… Bet
- There wasn't any Republicans in Washington's day. No Republicans, no Boll Weevil, no income tax, no cover charge, no disarmament conference, no luncheon clubs, no… Any
- It's getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can't afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans. Afford
- Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it. All
- Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of 'em at play, either… America
- Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a referendum to see… Builder
- In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know Care
- Never miss a chance to shut up Chance
- Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out Alexander
- Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely Funny
- Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. Better