All Will Rogers Quotes
- I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. Always Noticed
- A lot of guys have had a lot of fun joking about Henry Ford because he admitted one time that he didn't know history. He… Admitted
- When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law. Congress
- The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going… Buy
- The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight. Fight
- Don't wait to buy land, buy land and wait. Buy
- Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. College
- When you have helped to raise the standard of cooking, you have helped to raise the only thing in the world that really matters. We… Cooking
- In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that person feel important. All
- Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans Democrat
- Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead. Ahead
- Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers. Civilization
- A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination. Hallucination
- In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell Cities
- The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so. America
- If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why... we would be O.K. Buying
- I'm not against (bull fighting). Some nations like to see blood, and some like to see their victims suffer from speculation... They kill the bull… Blood
- Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to 'em, it's been shown that they don't know any more about finances than the… All
- Our whole Depression was brought on by gambling, not in the stock market alone but in expanding and borrowing and going in debt... all just… All
- Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew… Act