All Will Rogers Quotes
- There is one rule that works in every calamity. Be it pestilence, war, or famine, the rich get richer and poor get poorer. The poor… Arrange
- A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet. Friend
- I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than… Any
- A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side. Fanatic
- This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler. Dance
- We will never get anywhere with our finances till we pass a law saying...every time we appropriate something, we...pass another bill...stating where the money is… Another Bill
- I don't see why a man shouldn't pay an inheritance tax. If a Country is good enough to pay taxes to while you are living,… Almost Second
- This thing about getting rid of a man in the Cabinet is all right, but there is one bad feature to it that few people… All
- Of course nothing is ever done about a [presidential] commission report, except, they say, once a man at the state prison for the criminally insane… Actually Read
- Will somebody please tell me what they do with all the Vice-Presidents a bank has? Why the United States is the biggest business institution in… All
- I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to… Able
- Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off. America
- An economist is a man that can tell you...what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as… America
- I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. America
- You see, in Washington they have these bodies, Senate and the House of Representatives. That is for the convenience of the visitors. If there is… America
- Your mothers get mighty shocked at you girls nowadays, but in her day, her mother was just on the verge of sending her to reform… America
- We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot… All
- I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch 'em from now on, they're going to publish their… America
- All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake long enough to… All
- Those tax-exempt bonds were put in so that a town or a state or a government could sell more bonds than it ought to. America