All Will Rogers Quotes
- I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat. Belong
- Banking and after-dinner speaking are two of the most nonessential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform, if they are. Banking
- The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? Debt
- I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. Charity
- The only real diplomacy ever performed by a diplomat is in deceiving their own people after their dumbness has got them into a war. Deceiving
- The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment. Amount
- Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience more people, stop… Accidents
- There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability. Ability
- There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the… All
- And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company.… Candy
- I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Ive every said, and I used… Ago
- When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked about every prominent man of my… Call
- There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. Bank
- See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part… Absolutely
- A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good… All
- There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberate Lie, why it was an Exaggerated… Any
- Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will… Congress
- There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how… Actually Seeing
- Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source. Any
- Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones? Bad