All Will Rogers Quotes
- The United States investigates everything - usually after it's dead. America
- This stuff they are talking here in Congress costs the people of the United States $44 a page. That's beside what it costs to ship… America
- I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human… America
- There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always… Always Put
- We are the only nation in the world that waits till we get into a war before we start getting ready for it. America
- It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought… America
- I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother. Ambitious
- If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time. All
- We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it Bite
- There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a living for them… Cheap
- See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails Biting
- Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must… Animal
- I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes-I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay… Afford
- Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it Fun
- People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible High
- If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week Causes
- I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn't just crazy… Attention
- I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make… Better
- I'm not a member of an organized party. I'm a Democrat. Democrat
- Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he… All