"If I could kick the person in the……" — Will Rogers
"If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week"
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
Will Rogers has 622 quotes on this site.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…
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No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our…
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire.
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Our efforts are not aimed at isolating Israel or de-legitimizing it; rather we want to gain legitimacy for the cause…
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In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
— Richard Armour
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So long as we have failed to eliminate any of the causes of human despair, we do not have the…
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I'm not a collector. I don't like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate.
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It is not the punishment but the cause that makes the martyr.
— Saint Augustine
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
— Marcus Aurelius
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We are too much accustomed to attribute to a single cause that which is the product of several, and the…
— Marcus Aurelius
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A person who has sympathy for mankind in the lump, faith in its future progress, and desire to serve the…
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The main reason for the failure of the modern medical science is that it is dealing with results and not…
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During my lifetime, I realized that discrimination was not accidental, that there were structural roots and causes to it. So…
— Michelle Bachelet
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