"There is two types of Larceny, Petty and……" — Will Rogers
"There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness."
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
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