All Will Rogers Quotes
- Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing. Believe
- With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. Congress
- Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. America
- You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Called
- There is nothing in the world that we do as much as we do eating Eating
- It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Flock
- The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona. Across
- I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to… Always Claimed
- It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for. Good
- There is nothing fairer than workmen having unions of their mutual benefit. Benefit
- The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the… Allowed
- Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. Crook
- There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs Break
- I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it. Bad
- You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles. Brain
- I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as… Cost
- If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. America
- When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. Critter
- The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore. Anymore
- If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to… Any