"Even when you make a tax form out……" — Will Rogers
"Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr."
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
Will Rogers has 622 quotes on this site.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
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The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back
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So the question rises: How much liberty can you get away with? Well, you get no more liberty than you…
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No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend;…
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.
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Every time we have an election, we get in worse men and the country keeps right on going. Times have…
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I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries,…
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There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.
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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which…
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More Crook Quotes
This quote is filed under Crook Quotes,
one of 71 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.
— Charlie Chaplin
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Thurst [thrust] out nature with a croche [crook], yet woll she styll runne back agayne.
— Unknown Author
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You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook.
— Harry S. Truman
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The honey-bee's great ambition is to be rich, to lay up great stores, to possess the sweet of every flower…
— John Burroughs
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I made my mistakes, but in all of my years in public life, I have never profited, never profited from…
— Richard M. Nixon
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I could play a cop, I could play a crook, I could play a lawyer, I could play a dentist,…
— Walter Matthau
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There is no way to be truly great in this world. We are all impaled on the crook of conditioning.
— James Dean
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From the very beginning I used sound business practices in everything I did. White businessman uses them to make money…
— Don King
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In the first place, most princes apply themselves to the arts of war, in which I have neither ability nor…
— Thomas More
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.
— Neal Boortz
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I know many crooks and they never preach, but I don't know anyone who preaches that isn't a crook also.
— Indro Montanelli
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It would actually be quite nice if the American ambassador in Britain could pay the [congestion] charge that everybody else…
— Ken Livingstone
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