"And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold……" — Will Rogers
"And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy."
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622 Quotes by Will Rogers
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Working with Candy Bergen was really wonderful.
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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I feel like a little kid who just walked into a candy store. I think that's something to smile about.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
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We (The British) have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we…
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New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house.…
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1,2,3, I'm at the Chelsey Hotel, like, Sid and Nancy, with knife, and two grams of candy
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Power is what they want, not candy-power to execute their design, power to give legs and feet, form and actuality…
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"On unanticipated problems: There's been "a dramatic increase in edibles." And "no one had ever worried about dosage sizes. The…
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On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the…
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