All Will Rogers Quotes
- Hurray! Congress is to adjourn! Only four more days of Congressional burglary on the Treasury! Adjourn
- A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of… Call
- If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change our lobbies, we… Change
- That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury. Accumulate
- It will take America fifteen years of steady taking care of our own business and letting everybody else's alone, to get us back to where… Alone
- One of these days they are going to remove so much of the 'hooey' and the thousands of things the schools have become clogged up… Accidentally
- Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Age
- When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Algebra
- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Dries
- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Hill
- Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Beautiful
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. Ago
- I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of… Act
- They are voting whether to keep a governor two years or four. I think a good, honest governor should get four years, and the others… Four
- All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government… All
- If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change. Change
- Statistics have proven that the surest way to get anything out of the public mind and never hear of it again is to have a… Appointed
- The money was all appropriated for the top in the hopes that it would trickle down to the needy. Mr. Hoover didn’t know that money… All
- I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money. Generous
- Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment. Amount