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Sarcastic Quotes by Winston Churchill
- I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
- A joke is a very serious thing.
- I am easily satisfied with the very best.
- Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
- In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered.
- There but for the grace of God, goes God.
- A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
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