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- I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.
- A joke is a very serious thing.
- An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability…
- I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
- Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- The short words are best, and the old words are the best of all.
- Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
- We do not covet anything from any nation except their respect.
- Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Working hours are never long enough. Each day is a holiday, and ordinary holidays are grudged as enforced interruptions in an absorbing vocation.
- We have a lot of anxieties, and one cancels out another very often.
- Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party
- The Fascists of the future will be the anti-fascists.
- It is the English-speaking nations who, almost alone, keep alight the torch of Freedom.
- A love of tradition has never weakened a nation...
- I have had to eat my own words many times, and I have found it a very nourishing diet.
- I like things to happen, and if they don't happen I like to make them happen.
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