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- German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.
- He is mad, bad and dangerous to know.
- He made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.
- He was about as useful in a crisis as a sheep.
- I've had them both, and I don't think much of either.
- You're a parasite for sore eyes.
- He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp.
- History is a kind of introduction to more interesting people than we can possibly meet in our restricted lives; let us not neglect the opportunity.
- If you have nothing nice to say, shut up
- I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down.
- I love you and it's getting worse.
- Love is a minefield. You take a step and get blown to pieces put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess…
- I don't really hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows..
- It is impossible to defeat an ignorant person in an argument.
- Do not fear being sarcastic because at worst the smart ones will get annoyed and the dumb will take it as a compliment
- If you don't want a sarcastic question? Then don't make a stupid one!
More Sarcastic Quotes
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
- Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon. — Ambrose Bierce