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Sarcastic Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
- I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
- Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
- I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
- Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
- I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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